Once upon a time in Glasgow...

A story about Glasgow Gal.

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How much are you worth?


1. Had sex: $10.00
2. Smoked: $3.00
3. Got drunk: $7.00
4. Went skinny dipping: $5.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00
7. Cheated on a test: $2.00
8. Fell asleep in class $0.50
9. Been expelled: $5.00
10. Been in a fist fight: $10.00
11. Given oral: $10.00
12. Got oral: $10.00
13. Prank called the cops: $3.00
14. Stole something: $2.00
15. Done drugs: $5.00
16. Dyed your hair: $0.50
17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00
18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $4.00
19. Ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50
20. Cried yourself to sleep: $1.00
21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00
22. Been in love: $4.00
23. Got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00
24. Went streaking: $4.00
25. Got arrested: $5.00
26. Made out with someone: $2.00
27. Peed in the pool: $0.50
28. Played spin the bottle: $1.00
29. Done something you regret: $3.00

I’m worth: $83

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Glasgow Gal is feeling pretty sad all of a sudden. She doesn’t even care about a prince anymore, she just wants a normal life. Is there a shoe that gets that?

=(

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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
Bessie Anderson Stanley (via misswallflower)

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One day Glasgow Gal was feeling very sad. She had so much to do and so little time to do it, she felt like the world was against her. To make matters worse, the Queen of the music world, Rihanna had announced a tour that morning and Glasgow Gal was too skint to buy tickets. However her knight in shining armour, or at least driving a silver car, came to the rescue. With his trusty Visa card, he purchased 6 tickets for the show, and Glasgow Gal’s name was on one of them. Glasgow Gal was so happy she almost burst. She hugged her knight and is now looking forward to the 19th May 2010. The End.

One day Glasgow Gal was feeling very sad. She had so much to do and so little time to do it, she felt like the world was against her. To make matters worse, the Queen of the music world, Rihanna had announced a tour that morning and Glasgow Gal was too skint to buy tickets. However her knight in shining armour, or at least driving a silver car, came to the rescue. With his trusty Visa card, he purchased 6 tickets for the show, and Glasgow Gal’s name was on one of them. Glasgow Gal was so happy she almost burst. She hugged her knight and is now looking forward to the 19th May 2010. The End.